Louisiana Man Upset That Wal-Mart Made His ISIS Battle Flag Cake And Rejected His Confederate Flag Cake

On 06/25/15 I attempted to get an Edible image cake printed with the confederate flag image on it at Walmart. It was denied. The next day I had them do the same for the ISIS battle flag image I brought to them. They cheerfully did it. and sold me my ISIS cake. WTF Walmart! ISIS is beheading Christians, selling little girls into slavery, and is currently a terrorist org at war with the United States

Yeah Wal-Mart, what the hell you idiots? You make an ISIS cake and not a Confederate Flag cake? What the fuck is this shit???

*Flash to some poor elderly woman in the Wal-Mart bakery that probably gets paid 5 dollars an hour and has no fucking clue what an ISIS symbol looks like*

Listen Chuck, I know you’re upset man, but come on. You tricked Wal-Mart. You didn’t pull a fast one on the Pentagon or Homeland Security, we’re talking about Wal-Mart. We’re not even talking about Sam’s Club or Costco where at least they have the old senile guy at the exit door with a highlighter checking your grocery receipts. This is Wal-Mart. Fuck I don’t even know what an ISIS battle flag looks like and I’m at least fairly up to date on what fear tactics the news is trying to shove down our throats. CNN just this weekend thought a flag full of dildos and anal beads was an ISIS flag at a Gay pride parade.

So no, I don’t think the people at Wal-Mart will be able to tell the difference here, I’m sorry bud but I’m going to side with the fact that our country is full or morons over Islam slowly taking over our culture in the backwoods of Louisiana. Then again I jumped into the youtube comments (highly recommended) and I never even thought about this point from erickus36, so maybe I’m the dumb one?

Now for the real question Chuck, you ate that cake right? Please tell me you ate that cake. I don’t care what the fuck was on it, cake is cake.

Also I was going to make a joke about the A+ video editing but then I remembered last night’s rundown and I don’t think I have a leg to stand on here.